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Monet Painting Severely Damaged
A Monet painting was severely damaged at the Orsay Museum in Paris on Sunday. Vandals entered the museum and punched a four inch hole in Monet's "Le Pont d'Argenteuil."
A surveillance camera caught a group entering the museum, located on the Left Bank of the French capital along the Seine River and housing a major collection of Impressionist artists like Monet.
An alarm sounded and the group left, but not before damaging the painting, an aide to Culture Minister Christine Albanel said by telephone.
No arrests were immediately made.
Albanel told France-Info radio that the painting could be restored, but she deplored what she said was an attack on "our memory, our heritage."
"This splendid Monet painting (was) punched right in the middle," the minister said with emotion.
According to the aide, a 10-centimetre tear was made in the Monet, perhaps with a fist. The official, not authorized to speak publicly of the matter, asked not to be named.
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The break-in occurred as Paris held its annual all-night festival, which brings thousands of people into the streets for music, exhibits and fun.
You know what this means. More priceless paintings will be put behind plexiglass or removed from public view altogether. It's absolutely disgusting that someone would think this was a funny thing to do as a prank. I hope the French police catch them and introduce them to the joys of French prison life.
Posted on October 8, 2007
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Please Don't Call
The most popular thing that President Bush has done in his term as president was signing into law the legislation that created the Federal Do Not Call Registry which puts your phone number on a huge "do not call" list that telemarketers must abide by. But it appears that the federal registry only lasts five years. That's right, in the middle of 2008, the list that began in 2003 expires. The telemarketers can't wait to reach out and touch you -- most likely when you're in the middle of dinner.
The five-year limit was set in place to purge the list of Americans who invariably move or change numbers. But for telemarketers, a lack of awareness about the expiration date signals new opportunity. "Will we attempt to touch people no longer on the list? Of course." says Tim Searcy, CEO of the American Teleservices Association. The "mass expiration," he argues, will also let customers decide whether they want to opt out. "New offers might be compelling after five years," he says. Most households probably don't see things that way. "I bet 99.9 percent of people who swear off calls never want to get them again," says Baicker from Pennsylvania.
The federal government (which is going to spend one trillion dollars on the Iraq War according to the estimates) says it doesn't have the money to tell people that they need to re-enter their phone numbers in 2008 to avoid being called, so you're on your own to remember your anniversary date five years after your first signed up. You can enter your number in the federal Do Not Call registry here.
Posted on September 20, 2007
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Mayor Bloomberg, Global Warming and Men's Bermuda Shorts
In an article entitled "I Wore Shorts to Work, and They All Laughed," Eric Wilson of The New York Times considers considers the effect that global warming may have on men's fashions. Apparently, many Wall Street men are quite grumpy because they are still stuck in dark wool suits with a tie during the current heat wave suffocating the East Coast, while women are being given more latitude in what to wear to the office.
Mayor Bloomberg suggested that New Yorkers dress more comfortably for work to deal with the heat but -- alas -- he didn't take his own advice. Nevertheless, Wilson decided to take Bloomberg's challenge and wear shorts to the office.
[C]learly I was not alone in noticing this double standard. The designer Cynthia Rowley had been reading a report from The Associated Press that day that advised women to prepare for the heat wave by wearing dresses, but offered no guidance for men. "I should go down to Wall Street and set up a little booth where I could cut off their pants legs and hem them into shorts," she said. "But they would have to throw away their socks." There was a short-lived shorts moment in the 1950's, abbreviated for that reason.
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I wore a dressy pair of low-waisted, narrow knee-length navy twill shorts from Joseph, a white dress shirt, brown loafers (no socks) and a tightly tailored gray jacket from Thom Browne, another designer who put shorts suits in his fall collection. I found myself cooler, strangely confident and, because of that, walking more gaily than usual.
But on the street, people stared. Some took pictures.
"What country are you from?" asked Joe Gianotti, an insurance executive, who was eating lunch with Jim Silverberg, a manager at the New York Public Library, in Bryant Park, where the temperature approached 100 degrees. Mr. Silverberg wore long sleeves and a tie. Mr. Gianotti had taken his tie off and described himself as something unprintable for wearing it at all.
"It is unfair," he said. "Women wear flip-flops and miniskirts, and some of them even have their stomachs out. But if I wore shorts, they'd make a big deal of it in the office. You look around, and all the men have long pants on, so it's obvious that you have to wear them. We're not in Bermuda."
Still, it struck me as defeatist that Mayor Bloomberg would not take his own advice and lighten up. "There are red lines that men won't cross," said Michael Anton, a former speechwriter for President Bush who now works for Rupert Murdoch at News Corp. Under the pseudonym Nicholas Antongiavanni, Mr. Anton wrote The Suit, a book on corporate style.
"Shorts, for the immediate future, are a step too far," he said. "If we ended up dressing identically for work and for leisure pursuits, men would feel intuitively that something has been lost."
Comfort, for one thing. But on Friday I wore pants.
While there are designer rumblings about the resurgence of the "suit with short-pants/shorts" mini-trend of 1950's, for now, Mayor Bloomberg continues to show up to work in a dark blue navy worsted suit and tie. So goes Bloomberg, so goes Wall Street, as far as male fashion goes anyway. But still, think of the exciting moment in fashion history if Mayor Bloomberg sauntered into to work wearing Bermuda shorts and a nice jacket. The execs at Brooks Brothers are no doubt trembling in their wingtips over the very thought.
Posted on August 7, 2006
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Ken Lay Verdict: Guilty On All Charges
A federal jury in Houston, Texas has convicted Ken Lay and Jeffrey Skilling of fraud and conspiracy charges for their role in the collapse of Enron.
"The government will not let corporate leaders violate their trust and get away with it," said Sean Berkowitz, head of the Justice Department's Enron Task Force, which conducted the prosecution. "You can't lie to shareholders and put yourself in front of your employees' interests."
Lay, 64, and Skilling, 52, face at least 25 years each in prison after being convicted of using off-the-books partnerships to disguise Enron's debts. Skilling faces additional jail time over his conviction for using inside information to sell Enron stock. Lay was also convicted on bank fraud charges after a trial that U.S. District Judge Sim Lake held without a jury while the panel in the main case deliberated.
"Obviously I'm not real happy with this," Skilling said in the courtroom after the verdict. "It is what it is." Skilling maintained his innocence and his lawyer, Daniel Petrocelli, said he would appeal.
Lake said he would sentence the defendants on Sept. 11. Skilling is allowed to remain free on $5 million bond and doesn't have to be put in "home confinement" as prosecutors sought, Lake said.
Lay surrendered his passport after the judge said he wasn't allowed to leave the courthouse until he did so. Lay posted a $5 million bond, co-signed by his wife and children. He's restricted to living in Colorado and the southern district of Texas, and the routes to and from those places.
"I firmly believe I'm innocent of the charges against me," Lay said outside the courtroom. "We believe God in fact is in control and he does indeed work all things for the good."
Both men face spending the rest of their lives in prison if they are given maximum sentences. After the verdict was announced, the color drained from Lay's face and his wife and daughter burst into tears. Skilling's wife wasn't in the courtroom.
"We've had a trial, and obviously it did not come out the way we hoped," Petrocelli said. "It doesn't change our view of what happened at Enron. And it certainly doesn't change our view of Jeff Skilling's innocence."
Lay and Skilling are looking at possible 25 year prison sentences. The Houston jury apparently didn't buy their innocent pleas. Houston is so abuzz about the Enron trial that The Houston Chronicle put out a special edition of the paper. They have a special online section as well. After all, Enron was one of Houston's biggest employers; there are a lot of unhappy people there who lost their pensions.
Posted on May 25, 2006
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Zogby Poll Shows Americans' Doubts About 9/11 Investigation
A new Zogby poll has some surprising information about Americans' beliefs about the 9/11 attacks and the subsequent investigation.
In the telephone survey of 1200 individuals, just 47% agreed that "the 9/11 attacks were thoroughly investigated and that any speculation about US government involvement is nonsense." Almost as many, 45%, indicated they were more likely to agree "that so many unanswered questions about 9/11 remain that Congress or an International Tribunal should re-investigate the attacks, including whether any US government officials consciously allowed or helped facilitate their success."
The poll is the first survey that has attempted to gauge the level of Americans' doubts about 9/11 and was carried out for the "9/11: Revealing the Truth, Reclaiming Our Future" conference to be held in Chicago in June.
Not surprisingly, Republicans as a group were the most supportive of existing investigations, with 70% expressing their satisfaction -- about the same percentage that has expressed approval of Bush's performance in recent polls. Sixty-four percent of those earning over $75,000 were also skeptical of doubts about 9/11. The groups most likely to want the attacks re-investigated were Hispanics at 67% and African-Americans at 64%.
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When asked specificially if they thought there had been a government coverup of evidence that contradicts the official story, the results were again not far from an even split, with 48% rejecting the idea of a deliberate coverup and 42% supporting it. Belief in a coverup was the majority position among Democrats, 18-29 year olds, and a few other groups.
In an attempt to focus more specifically on the attitudes of those who were best informed about the events of 9/11, the poll asked its responders if they were aware of WTC Building 7, whose collapse on September 11 for no obvious reason was not investigated by the 9/11 Commission. Only 52% answered that they were aware of the collapse of Building 7, but out of that subgroup, 73% believed it should have been investigated.
That is quite a large number of Americans who think that the 9/11 investigation was cursory at best, and that a more thorough investigaton should have been done.
Posted on May 24, 2006
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Mexico To Decriminalize Possession Of Recreational Drugs
Well, I have to admit that I sure didn't see that one coming. Mexico President Vicente Fox will sign a bill that will legalize the posession of a whole slew of recreational drugs including cocaine, marijuana, LSD, opium, heroin, amphetamines, methamphetamines. and peyote.
Selling those drugs or using them in public will still be illegal, and the amounts one can possess are small. Except for the peyote: you get 2+ lbs of that. (Having never smoked peyote I have absolutely no idea if that's a lot of peyote or not. It certainly sounds like enough peyote to get an entire fraternity high). The legislature said that the goal of the bill is to help the government fight drug trafficking by concentrating on the drug dealers and not on the individual who likes to blow a few rails of coke on Friday night. Needless to say, everyone from the mayor of San Diego to concerned parents are absolutely flabbergasted by the move.
[T]he per-person amounts approved for possession by anyone 18 or older could easily turn any college party into an all-nighter: half a gram of coke, a couple of Ecstasy pills, several doses of LSD, a few marijuana joints, a spoonful of heroin, 5 grams of opium and more than 2 pounds of peyote, the hallucinogenic cactus.
The law would be among the most permissive in the world, putting Mexico in the company of the Netherlands. Critics, including U.S. drug policy officials, already are worrying that it will spur a domestic addiction problem and make Mexico a narco-tourism destination.
Even the Netherlands, famous for coffeehouses that sell small quantities of potent marijuana and hashish, forbids the possession and sale of narcotics. Colombia allows personal use of marijuana, cocaine and heroin, but not LSD or PCP.
Selling drugs or using them in public still would be a crime in Mexico. Anyone possessing drugs still could be held for questioning by police, and each state could impose fines even on the permitted quantities, the bill stipulates. But it includes no imprisonment penalties.
Lawmakers who voted for decriminalization, some of whom have expressed surprise over the details of the bill, said it would for the first time empower local police to make drug arrests and allow law enforcement in general to focus on intercepting large drug shipments and major traffickers. The bill also would stiffen penalties for selling drugs near schools and authorize state and local police to detain users to check whether amounts were over the legal limit.
"The law constitutes an important step forward by the Mexican state in its battle against drug dealing," said Eduardo Medina Mora, secretary of public security and Mexico's top law enforcement officer.
Presidential spokesman Ruben Aguilar said Tuesday that Fox would sign the measure, calling it an important tool in the fight against drug trafficking. Fox has avoided public comments on the bill and did not attend a news conference about it Tuesday.
Since the vote by Congress last week, lawmakers have said they are unsure who amended the bill, originally aimed at legalizing possession of small quantities of drugs among addicts, to make it apply to all "consumers."
The Bush administration is refraining from public criticism of Mexico. But in private meetings Monday with Mexican officials in Washington, U.S. officials tried to discourage passage of the law, U.S. Embassy officials here said.
Vicente Fox won't talk about it and refused to show up at a press conference to discuss it, which is typical of him. On the bright side, if you can do methamphetamines in Mexico, maybe the U.S. government will stop trying to hide my Sudafed behind the counter at CVS so that I can't start a crystal meth lab in my garage. Allergy season is here, after all.
Posted on May 3, 2006
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Crowd Control Made Easy: The Riot Slimer
The search for a new, non-lethal tool to use on unruly crowds of people has reached a new high: the enterprising scientists at the Southwest Research Institute in San Antonio, Texas, have applied for a patent on the new Riot Slimer, which allows police or troops to spray non-toxic goo all over a crowd, causing them to slip and fall on their behinds.
Rioters could soon be in for a slippery surprise. Researchers at the Southwest Research Institute in San Antonio, Texas, US, are working on a new non-lethal weapon that could quite literally bring them to their knees – by sliming them.
The institute has developed a super-slimy substance. When fired at an unruly mob it causes rioters to simply slip over.
Riot police or troops would wear a back pack with three cylinders – one containing compressed air, another filled with plain water and a third containing a supply of very dry, finely ground, polyacrylamide powder. A nozzle, resembling a shower head, would blasts two separate jets, containing the water and the polymer powder, in the general direction of an ugly crowd.
As the two jets mix in the air, after clearing the nozzle, they create a slimy mixture that covers the ground and causes everyone in the area to fall down. Even vehicles should be unable to get a grip on the goo, the patent says. And because the gel is non-toxic, it should cause no permanent harm, besides a few bruised bottoms, that is.
So, let's get this straight: next time the Sunnis start rioting, we just slime them. All we need to add is some Benny Hill music, some pie-throwing Special Forces and we'll have solved the Iraq problem.
Posted on May 2, 2006
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Las Vegas Residents Have Some Surprises In Store For Them
A Senior Defense official announced that the U.S. military is going to detonate a 700 ton explosive charge in a test called "Divine Strake." The test will result in a large mushroom cloud forming over Las Vegas.
"I don't want to sound glib here but it is the first time in Nevada that you'll see a mushroom cloud over Las Vegas since we stopped testing nuclear weapons," said James Tegnelia, head of the Defense Threat Reduction Agency.
Tegnelia said the test was part of a U.S. effort to develop weapons capable of destroying deeply-buried bunkers housing nuclear, chemical or biological weapons.
"We have several very large penetrators we're developing," he told defense reporters.
"We also have - are you ready for this - a 700-ton explosively formed charge that we're going to be putting in a tunnel in Nevada," he said.
"And that represents to U.S. the largest single explosive that we could imagine doing conventionally to solve that problem," he said.
The aim is to measure the effect of the blast on hard granite structures, he said.
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He said the Russians have been notified of the test, which is scheduled for the first week of June at the Nevada test range.
"We're also making sure that Las Vegas understands," Tegnelia said.
So, let's see. The Bush Administration is enacting Operation Divine Strake in which it looks as if Sodom and Gomorrah Las Vegas has been destroyed by angry, divine intervention. Subtle.
In any event, they're going to need someone with excellent communicaton and organizational skills to get the word out to the Las Vegas populace beforehand, so everybody doesn't totally freak out when a mushroom cloud appears over the city after everyone hears a deafening "BOOM." Maybe Andy Card has some free time on his hands.
Posted on March 30, 2006
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Whiny Kids Grow Up to Be Conservatives
A new study concludes that whiny, paranoid, insecure kids who crave authority grow up to be conservatives. Children who were confident, resilient and self-reliant grew up to be liberals. This is the second study that has concluded that adults' political leanings may have more to do with a genetically-programmed personality type than with the type of family the adult grew up in.
The study from the Journal of Research Into Personality isn't going to make the UC Berkeley professor who published it any friends on the right. Similar conclusions a few years ago from another academic saw him excoriated on right-wing blogs, and even led to a Congressional investigation into his research funding.
But the new results are worth a look. In the 1960s Jack Block and his wife and fellow professor Jeanne Block (now deceased) began tracking more than 100 nursery school kids as part of a general study of personality. The kids' personalities were rated at the time by teachers and assistants who had known them for months. There's no reason to think political bias skewed the ratings — the investigators were not looking at political orientation back then. Even if they had been, it's unlikely that 3- and 4-year-olds would have had much idea about their political leanings.
A few decades later, Block followed up with more surveys, looking again at personality, and this time at politics, too. The whiny kids tended to grow up conservative, and turned into rigid young adults who hewed closely to traditional gender roles and were uncomfortable with ambiguity.
The confident kids turned out liberal and were still hanging loose, turning into bright, non-conforming adults with wide interests. The girls were still outgoing, but the young men tended to turn a little introspective.
Block admits in his paper that liberal Berkeley is not representative of the whole country. But within his sample, he says, the results hold. He reasons that insecure kids look for the reassurance provided by tradition and authority, and find it in conservative politics. The more confident kids are eager to explore alternatives to the way things are, and find liberal politics more congenial.
In a society that values self-confidence and out-goingness, it's a mostly flattering picture for liberals. It also runs contrary to the American stereotype of wimpy liberals and strong conservatives.
Of course, if you're studying the psychology of politics, you shouldn't be surprised to get a political reaction. Similar work by John T. Jost of Stanford and colleagues in 2003 drew a political backlash. The researchers reviewed 44 years worth of studies into the psychology of conservatism, and concluded that people who are dogmatic, fearful, intolerant of ambiguity and uncertainty, and who crave order and structure are more likely to gravitate to conservatism. Critics branded it the "conservatives are crazy" study and accused the authors of a political bias.
Jost welcomed the new study, saying it lends support to his conclusions.
"Waaa, waaah, waaaaaaaaaaa! Mommy, those bad judges are letting people make their own medical decisions -- to have a choice! Make him stooooooooooopp!" Sounds like Bill Frist discussing the Terry Schiavo case on Hardball.
Posted on March 22, 2006
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Technorati's New Favorites Feature
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Posted on March 1, 2006
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Trent Lott Finds His Bubbly
U.S. News and World Report takes time out from analyzing the middle east and oil futures to bring us this fascinating bit of breaking news.
At Least They Saved the Bubbly
When a disaster like Hurricane Katrina hits, it's often the little things people miss most once reality sinks in. Mississippi Sen. Trent Lott knows. His 154-year-old house was demolished, but Lott reveals that he and his wife found a few trinkets to keep the memories alive. As Lott and his wife, Tricia, walked through their Pascagoula neighborhood, they found their refrigerator--three blocks from the house. "The pictures that my wife had put on there with those magnetic things? Intact. It was so amazing," he says. "I opened it, and two bottles of champagne that we had saved from my daughter's wedding a few years earlier were just sitting there pretty as you please."
Now, if only he had a lovely front porch upon which to sit and enjoy a glass of the surviving champagne. Perhaps President Bush could even stop by. Somehow, I don't think Bill Frist will be invited, though, even assuming he's not doing time for insider trading.
Posted on September 30, 2005
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Jack Abramoff Gets Indicted
The Associated Press reports that lobbyist Jack Abramoff, an associate and close friend of House Majority Leader Tom DeLay, has been indicted today by a federal grand jury on fraud charges. The charges arise out of a deal to purchase casino boats
The indictment, returned by a grand jury in Fort Lauderdale, charges that Abramoff and an associate, 36-year-old New York businessman Adam Kidan, used a fake wire transfer to defraud two lenders out of some $60 million to finance the deal for SunCruz Casinos.
Abramoff and Kidan are charged with five counts of wire fraud and one count of conspiracy to commit wire fraud and mail fraud. Each count carries a penalty of up to 5 years in prison and a $250,000 fine.
U.S. Attorney R. Alexander Acosta said Abramoff was in FBI custody in Los Angeles. Kidan's attorney in Florida, Martin Jaffe, said his client would surrender to authorities in Fort Lauderdale on Friday.
The partners bought SunCruz, which runs a fleet of gambling boats, from entrepreneur Konstantinos "Gus" Boulis for $147 million in 2000, but the deal soon fell apart. Amid bitter legal fighting over the sale, Boulis was shot to death five months later in 2001 what police called a hit. The Fort Lauderdale killing has never been solved.
The indictment against Abramoff charges that he used income from SunCruz to finance political fund-raising activities, including events at private boxes at Washington-area sports venues such as the MCI Center and Oriole Park at Camden Yards.
The two lenders who were allegedly defrauded in the SunCruz deal were Foothill Capital Inc., a subsidiary of Wells Fargo, and Citadel Equity Fund Ltd., based in the Cayman Islands, according to court documents in a civil lawsuit.
Abramoff is also under federal investigation in Washington by a grand jury investigating whether he and a lobbying partner overcharged Indian tribes by millions of dollars for their work.
Tom DeLay has not been mentioned in connection with any of these cases, just to be clear. But it is interesting because the House Ethics Committee is investigating allegations that Abramoff or his foreign clients paid some of DeLay's overseas travel expenses. So, how close are Abramoff and DeLay? According to the Associated Press, DeLay once described Abramoff as "one of my closest and dearest friends." He's got some interesting friends.
Posted on August 11, 2005
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Drapes Removed from Justice Department Statue
Reuters reports that Attorney General Alberto Gonzales has
signed an order to remove the drapes that former Attorney General John Ascroft had placed on the statue in the Great Hall at the U.S. Justice Department. Ashcroft was embarrased by a 2002 photograph that showed him standing in front of the Spirit of Justice statue with her naked breast clearly visible behind him so he ordered the statue to be covered with curtains that cost about $8,000. Reuters reports that assistant attorney general Paul Corts made the recommendation to remove the drapes and Gonzales then approved the request.
When they were covered up, officials working for Ashcroft -- a devout Christian -- said the move to spend about $8,000 for curtains to cover the figures were made for "TV aesthetics."
"The assistant attorney general for administration, Paul Corts, made a recommendation to remove the drapes from the Great Hall and the attorney general agreed with the recommendation," Madden said.
The decision to install the curtains sparked a myriad of jokes and Ashcroft became fodder for late-night comedians.
After he took office in February, Gonzales was asked frequently when and if he would remove the drapes. His answer was usually that he had more important issues to deal with than the statues.
Posted on June 28, 2005
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Political Roundup 5-23-05
Kathy Ireland is worried about her three sons getting drafted.
President Bush wishes he had a magic wand to lower gas prices:
"Americans are concerned about high prices at the pump and
they're really concerned as they start making their travel
plans, and I understand that," the president said. "I wish
I could just wave a magic wand and lower the price at the
pump. I'd do that. But that's not how it works."
A new website has launched to explain the revealing British memo that
the Bush administration wants to ignore.
Pleasant Morning Buzz has the complete story arch of last week's
Pelosi shoe drama. (Part 1, 2, 3)
The U.S. Government says no to ads in space.
Lots of bloggers are talking about the Washington Post story about the military's coverup of how former NFL player and ranger Pat Tillman was killed in Afghanistan.
Al Franken wants to know where that $8.8 billion for the Iraq
reconstruction went.
CNN reports on George Lucas' comments about how Star Wars compares to current U.S. policy in Iraq:
"In terms of evil, one of the original concepts was how does a democracy
turn itself into a dictatorship," Lucas told a news conference at Cannes,
where his final episode had its world premiere.
"The parallels between what we did in Vietnam and what we're doing in Iraq now are unbelievable."
"On the personal level it was how does a good person turn into a bad person, and part of the observation of that is that most bad people think they are good people, they are doing it for the right reasons," he added.
Posted on May 23, 2005
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Writers Write, Inc. Launches Pleasant Morning Buzz
Writers Write, Inc., the parent company of MediaCynic.com, has announced the launch of the newest Blog in our Network: Pleasant Morning Buzz. Pleasant Morning Buzz features light-hearted commentary about current events and items of interest.
Posted on May 13, 2005
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Recycling and the Art of the Nervous Breakdown
Think that recyling is too much bother? Too busy to sort your trash into two bags? If you lived in Kamikatsu, Japan, you might have some kind of nervous breakdown when faced with their draconian new trash-sorting laws. Two bags are for slackers! In Yokahama, trash must be sorted into 44 different categories. And properly labeled in the correct type of marker -- or else.
When this city recently doubled the number of garbage categories to 10, it handed residents a 27-page booklet on how to sort their trash. Highlights included detailed instructions on 518 items.
In Yokohama, trash that escapes recycling is put in transparent bags and loaded into trucks for incineration.
Lipstick goes into burnables; lipstick tubes, "after the contents have been used up," into "small metals" or plastics. Take out your tape measure before tossing a kettle: under 12 inches, it goes into small metals, but over that it goes into bulky refuse.
Socks? If only one, it is burnable; a pair goes into used cloth, though only if the socks "are not torn, and the left and right sock match." Throw neckties into used cloth, but only after they have been "washed and dried."
"It was so hard at first," said Sumie Uchiki, 65, whose ward began wrestling with the 10 categories last October as part of an early trial. "We were just not used to it. I even needed to wear my reading glasses to sort out things correctly."
To Americans struggling with sorting trash into a few categories, Japan may provide a foretaste of daily life to come. In a national drive to reduce waste and increase recycling, neighborhoods, office buildings, towns and megalopolises are raising the number of trash categories - sometimes to dizzying heights.
Indeed, Yokohama, with 3.5 million people, appears slack compared with Kamikatsu, a town of 2,200 in the mountains of Shikoku, the smallest of Japan's four main islands. Not content with the 34 trash categories it defined four years ago as part of a major push to reduce waste, Kamikatsu has gradually raised the number to 44.
So what's happening in Japan? Did someone with OCD get put in charge of the trash collection department? No, apparently they're simply drowning in trash and are literally running out of room to bury or burn it. The growing population in the U.S. has a price: an increasing volume of garbage. Conserving resources? Recyling trash into 44 neatly labeled categories? Trash police to monitor proper garbage disposal? Most people can barely get their taxes done and their water bill paid on time. I sense a bonanza for mental health professionals.
Posted on May 11, 2005
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Laura Bush Shows Flair For Comedy
Laura Bush's speech at the White House Correspondents Association Dinner Saturday night was a big hit. Her timing and delivery were perfect as she gently teased the president, in the tradition of the event.
Ladies and gentlemen, I've been attending these dinners for years and just quietly sitting there. Well, I've got a few things I want to say for a change.
This is going to be fun because he really doesn't have a clue about what I'm gonna' to say next.
George always says he's delighted to come to these press dinners. Baloney. He's usually in bed by now.
I'm not kidding.
I said to him the other day, "George, if you really want to end tyranny in the world, you're going to have to stay up later."
I am married to the president of the United States, and here's our typical evening: Nine o'clock, Mr. Excitement here is sound asleep, and I'm watching Desperate Housewives— with Lynne Cheney. Ladies and gentlemen, I am a desperate housewife. I mean, if those women on that show think they're desperate, they oughta be with George.
One night, after George went to bed, Lynne Cheney, Condi Rice, Karen Hughes and I went to Chippendale's. I wouldn't even mention it except Ruth Ginsberg and Sandra Day O'Connor saw us there. I won't tell you what happened, but Lynne's Secret Service codename is now "Dollar Bill."
But George and I are complete opposites — I'm quiet, he's talkative, I'm introverted, he's extroverted, I can pronounce nuclear —
The president's poll numbers are sinking like lead weights in water, so Rove pulls out Laura Bush. She's popular and makes the president seem like a good sport, and the public loved it. And that's smart politics.
Posted on May 2, 2005
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Bad News For the Depressed and Anxious
Those who tend to depression will be pushed closer to the edge of despair when they read about yet another study that warns if you're not happy, you're probably going to get heart disease and die. But that's not all. Apparently, those prone to depression and anxiety are 40% more likely to get dementia. Oh, and don't bother taking quitting smoking, staying out of the sun, jogging or trying to eat right to improve your health; it's all pointless anyway says Gina Kolata in a particularly absurd article for the New York Times. I've got a better idea. How about we get Gina some anti-depressants and a subscription to all the top medical journals. She might just find life worth living.
Posted on April 19, 2005
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President Bush Has Slime-Mold Beetle Named After Him
In an exciting development, President Bush has had a slime-mold beetle named after him. The beetle's scientific name is now Agathidium bushi. Rumsfeld and Vice President Dick Cheney have slime-mold beetles named after them too. Rumsfeld's beetle is the Agathidium rumsfeldi and Cheney's is the Agathidium cheneyi. The two entomologists who named the beetles said the names were an honor and that it "didn't have anything to do with physical features." One of the entomologists said he admired all three men for "having the courage of their convictions" and standing up for freedom and democracy.
Other beetles were named after the scientists' wives, Star Wars über-villain Darth Vader and the Greek words for "ugly" and "having prominent teeth." (BBC via Science News Blog.)
Posted on April 16, 2005
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Alan Greenspan and the Relaxing Bubblebath
Now, here's something you don't hear about everyday. Rush & Molloy report on a GQ article about Federal Reserve Chairman Alan Greenspan.
Alan Greenspan doesn't turn to his wife, NBC News correspondent Andrea Mitchell, when he needs inspiration for a speech. Instead, GQ reports, the tight-lipped Fed chairman "heads straight to the bathroom, turns on a large fan to create a blast of white noise that blocks out sound, draws a hot bath, strips off his clothes and settles into the water for at least an hour and sometimes two."
Sorry for the mid-afternoon mental picture jolt. I didn't want any of you falling asleep at work.
Posted on March 14, 2005
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Ready.gov: Ready, Set...Terror!
Feeling bored? Filled with ennui? Need some more
thrills in your life or a good scare? Then
I recommend a trip to a website that is more
frightening than a Stephen King novel, and more
surreal than anything written by Douglas Adams.
Today the U.S. Government launched its terrorism
preparedness website,
www.ready.gov. The website
loads incredibly quickly -- it's clear they have
planned for millions of people to visit, and so have
have put the site on dedicated servers with
extremely fast connections to the Internet backbone.
The site gives an overview of what you're supposed
to do with all that duct tape you purchased last week.
Ok, seriously, the site tells you what in the world
you, Joe Citizen, are supposed to do in case of a
biological, chemical, or nuclear terrorist attack.
So, what does all this mean anyway? Is this just
Tom Ridge trying to justify his new budgetary allocation?
I don't think so. After all, if you had told people in, say 1997,
about what would happen on 9/11, no one would have
believed you. This is America. That's too far-fetched to ever
happen here. What makes this website all the
more alarming is something
we all know from reading all those Le Carré novels over the years:
the stated policy of any government on almost any
issue that might cause a mass panic is to -- you guessed it --
not tell us. Because, as soon as you issue
a warning, people totally freak out. Like the guy who covered
his entire house in duct tape and plastic (I am not
making this up) after hearing Secretary Ridge's comments
last week. If Osama bin Laden has access to cable,
he must be laughing his head off.
So when you have the U.S. government actually
recommending that all citizens purchase potassium iodide,
which "may or may not protect your thyroid gland,
which is particularly vulnerable, from radioactive iodine
exposure," -- presumably from a dirty bomb --
this is Not Good. Especially since the site's writers don't even
seem to know if this potassium iodide will or will not work.
What I seem to recall from those horrible Hiroshima and
Nagasaki films we were forced to watch in high school was that if you are
anywhere near a real nuclear bomb going off (as opposed
to "just" a dirty bomb) you are in Big Trouble. If you aren't
immediately vaporized or burned beyond all recognition,
you die of Really Horrible Things about 10 years later.
The people who are instantly vaporized
suffer quite a bit less, actually. Which leads one to ponder:
how bad are things when getting instantly vaporized
is the preferred alternative?
In California, most everyone already has an earthquake
preparedness kit, with water, flashlights, batteries,
food etc., and a plan to get in contact with family members
in case the Big One hits. It's probably not a bad idea
for all Americans to have a kit like that.
That's just common sense.
I don't know about you, but I really long for the
good old, pre-9/11 days. Remember the Internet boom?
All those obnoxious 22 year-olds running things?
The cover of Time magazine shouting, "Why Aren't
You Rich?" Employee stock options being worth something?
Anne Heche making the rounds of the
talk shows to discuss her ever-changing sexual orientation,
her alter-ego Celestia and the arrival of the Mother Ship?
It seemed like the bubble would never burst. But it did,
bin Laden launched his war and here we are in the
America of today: broke
and stressed out beyond belief. Now, where did I put that
duct tape...?
Posted on February 19, 2003
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